Dirtbag Tips

[This article is a work in progress. I just want to get this started, the final form will come later. I will be rewriting, reformatting, updating, and possibly retracting or contradicting myself. Check back often for updates, and feel free to submit your own tips in the comments or through e-mail.]



I want to pass on some of the knowledge I've gained through my adventures. Here I will list some of the most helpful tips I use to make life work on limited resources.
The tips as I present them are intrinsically case specific to me, and your mileage may vary. I will try to point out the broader concepts of being a dirtbag as I understand it, as well as illuminating some of the places I have been and how to get around as I have.
View this as both instructional and autobiographical.

Tip #1: Lower your standards. That's right, forget about quilted toilet paper and big cozy beds. The fact is, the modern American lives like a king compared to historical living standards. But we're not all royalty and those luxuries we've come to expect are not only unnecessary, but in some ways they keep you from enjoying more simple pleasures.
Here are some things that have worked for me: I love to sleep outside, so I don't cart a tent with me. I have a bivvy sack that will weather a single day's storm, and I have an army issued pancho that works as a tarp and my rain gear.

Tip #2: Minimize and multipurpose your belongings. The less you have the better off you are on the road. I'm very bad at this, but it only makes me see the light clearer, so to speak. I'm not saying to make up uses for what you have, but instead, try to find a way to use what you already have to do the things you need done, instead of acquiring a new item for the purpose.
Basically, if you can figure out a way to use something you already own to do something you need, then you don't have to carry more stuff, or spend any money.

Tip #3: Find the clearance rack. We're talking food, here. It is usually located in an unused corner of the store. Most grocers and bakeries have a day-olds/manager's special/dented or damaged/expired rack that is heavily discounted. If you can't find it, ask an employee; it's worth your time.
If you're in Bishop, CA, then go to Erick Schat's Bakkery (http://www.erickschatsbakery.com/) and ask where the discount rack is. They have loaves of bread and some other treats for as low as $0.35!

Tip #4: Dumpster dive! It's fun, and you never know what you'll get, so it's a great way to add variety to your standard diet.
Some of my finds: excellent fresh produce, candy, cheese, and breakfast bars.
It helps to go with a salty dirtbag the first couple times you dive in order to have them show you the ropes. The basic take aways should be: be bold, get in there and don't leave a bag unturned. Also if you don't look you'll miss a lot of opportunities.
I checked a dumpster that had just one black garbage back in it, and walked away thinking it was empty. One of my friends pulled the bag out and found it full of unopened (though expired) boxes of Little Debbie treats.
There are a few points of etiquette when diving. First, only take what you can use. Secondly, when diving in a group, it is generally expected that the spoils (no pun intended) will be divided amongst the group. Lastly, try to leave the dumpster in generally the same condition as you found it. That means putting back anything you decide not to take, closing lids, and not making a mess outside of the dumpster that someone else will have to clean up later.

Tip #5: You can't afford to refuse someone's generosity. You're poor. You're hungry. If someone offers you food, a place to stay/shower, or a lift, just say “thank you” and accept it graciously. But on the other hand, don't be greedy (see tip #6). Only accept that which you can use or truly need. Call it karma, or just economics, but reason would dictate that if you ration your resources there will be more of them when you have a later need. And remember, friends are a resource, don't use them up.

Tip #6: Don't be greedy.  

2 comments:

  1. Hi Curtis! I like this. I spent a week in Yosemite a couple of years ago and I probably walked 8 miles every day even though I arrived in terrible shape. There's just so much to see! Always something else around the corner. I'm curious. I could hardly get my phone to work. How do you get your puter charged up (or whatever you're using to write your blog). Do you stay close to the valley?

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    1. You know, it's actually pretty easy here. There are numerous wifi hotspots throughout the park. There's also a lounge with plenty of outlets to keep everything charged up. Sometimes it gets a bit crowded, so I'll just hang out in an employee only area.
      I'm staying inside the park. I don't pay for camping because I camp in the woods, instead of the campsites.

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